Palintology --- the study of huh?

You heard it here first folks:

Palinomics: Government serves big oil and big business. Let the poor eat cake.

Palinography: The self-reinvention of one's personal and political history in the dedicated pursuit of God's plan.

Palinism: The evolution of women's rights to the point they can break through the glass ceiling only to have the supreme court order them how to deal with the cuts on their body from the shattered glass.

Trans-Palincy: The clear and transparent agenda to deceive the general public and create a new ethical sub-standard.

Palintanical: The careful blending of church and state; wherein state opens the coffers to church, delivers the courts from evil, and the military follows "God's plan."

Palinmanship: The right to use motherhood and sex as a political pulpit, and denounce those who dare to even acknowledge she is a mother and/or woman.

Palinocracy: A country ruled by a woman with no experience, no knowledge of international affairs, and complete Trans-Palincy.

Palinites: People who love the Palinography and proudly practice and support Palinism, Palinomics, and hope that Palinmanship leads to a Palintanical Transpalincy Palinocracy.

More to follow...