AN ARTICLE YOU WILL NEVER READ:
In a stunning announcement today, Vice-Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin announced that half of the thirty-two million dollars the McCain Campaign has on hand will be used to help Alaskan Native children suffering with tuberculosis. "I can't, in good conscience use all this dirty political money when the children of my great state of Alaska live in conditions that the rest of America would find utterly appalling," said Palin after a campaign stop at a Detroit, MI foodbank. "How can I allow this money to be wasted on marketing and perpetuating the myth of how ready I am to be just one aorta bursting, heart-wrenching, moment from leader of the freeworld?" Palin added.
In another breath, Palin continued shocking the political world, saying,"You know, I've had a change of heart myself. I want people to understand the plight of rural Alaska. Donating a small portion of our campaign contributions is just the start. Under my leadership the Republican Party is going to start trying to care about poor people, minorities, and maybe even children."
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I'm totally with you on Sarah Palin. This blog is a good idea. But, please get a good editor. The word "conscious" should be "conscience" and elsewhere, a possessive is misused-"Alaskan's" should be "Alaskans" in the PFD post. This just makes the blogger look sloppy or dumb. To take on the right wing machine, we've got to have every nail flush, never mind that the wingnuts won't.
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