Palintology --- the study of huh?

You heard it here first folks:

Palinomics: Government serves big oil and big business. Let the poor eat cake.

Palinography: The self-reinvention of one's personal and political history in the dedicated pursuit of God's plan.

Palinism: The evolution of women's rights to the point they can break through the glass ceiling only to have the supreme court order them how to deal with the cuts on their body from the shattered glass.

Trans-Palincy: The clear and transparent agenda to deceive the general public and create a new ethical sub-standard.

Palintanical: The careful blending of church and state; wherein state opens the coffers to church, delivers the courts from evil, and the military follows "God's plan."

Palinmanship: The right to use motherhood and sex as a political pulpit, and denounce those who dare to even acknowledge she is a mother and/or woman.

Palinocracy: A country ruled by a woman with no experience, no knowledge of international affairs, and complete Trans-Palincy.

Palinites: People who love the Palinography and proudly practice and support Palinism, Palinomics, and hope that Palinmanship leads to a Palintanical Transpalincy Palinocracy.

More to follow...

Alaskans Pay for Palin to live at home...

While the Governor's mansion sits empty in Juneau, Alaskans pay for Sarah Palin to live in her own home. According to a recent MSNBC article Palin charged Alaskans for 312 nights in her own home (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26616212/). Sarah the "reformer" has taken reform to a new level. In fact, her form is questionable, at best. How many Alaskans would like to make over a hundred grand a year and get paid to sleep in their own bed? How many Alaskans would just like to live in a house with a toilet that flushes and a sink they can wash their hands in? Alaskans are sick and dying because the State and Federal government that is supposed to protect them has failed to provide the basic services most American citizens enjoy. Their basic health and sanitary needs are not being met. So how does a governor and Vice Presidential candidate resolve this issue? She charges Alaskans to live in her own home while the governor's mansion sits vacant. Perhaps if she is going to be paid per diem to sleep in her own bed and flush Alaskan dollars down her toilet, she could allow small villages to travel to Juneau and stay in the mansion she's not using.

Palins Stands up to Stevens, whoops... I mean Stands by Stevens...

The McCain Camp would like people to believe that Sarah Palin stood up to corrupt politicians like Ted Stevens. What they meant to say was that she stood by Ted.

A HEADLINE YOU WILL NEVER READ: Sarah Palin to Donate Half of Campaign Funds to Rural Alaska

AN ARTICLE YOU WILL NEVER READ:
In a stunning announcement today, Vice-Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin announced that half of the thirty-two million dollars the McCain Campaign has on hand will be used to help Alaskan Native children suffering with tuberculosis. "I can't, in good conscience use all this dirty political money when the children of my great state of Alaska live in conditions that the rest of America would find utterly appalling," said Palin after a campaign stop at a Detroit, MI foodbank. "How can I allow this money to be wasted on marketing and perpetuating the myth of how ready I am to be just one aorta bursting, heart-wrenching, moment from leader of the freeworld?" Palin added.
In another breath, Palin continued shocking the political world, saying,"You know, I've had a change of heart myself. I want people to understand the plight of rural Alaska. Donating a small portion of our campaign contributions is just the start. Under my leadership the Republican Party is going to start trying to care about poor people, minorities, and maybe even children."

A question for Sarah Palin

Dear Sarah,

Next week Alaskan's will be getting a check for over three thousand dollars a piece, $3269 to be exact. This check will bear your name, Sarah Palin. The check comes from the Alaska Permanent Fund Dividend, a fund worth nearly $40 billion dollars.

You pushed for the additional $1200 to be added to help people with the cost of fuel in Alaska, where in some places the price for one gallon of fuel has reached over $8. People are desperate already and the snow has yet to fly. You have done nothing to help to this point.

Surely your intentions were to keep the children of rural Alaska warm this winter. Surely you intended this money to help offset the cost of transportation, heating fuel, and food. Surely this check will help people who pay over $7 for a gallon of milk. Surely this check you pushed to "get to Alaskans right away" is because you really care, not because you wanted Alaskans to remember your name when they stepped into the voting booth.

I know, I know, you pushed for all of this before you made the only real decision of your short and inexperienced political career, which was accept McCain's feeble attempt to convince America we'd be safer your hands. Or did you? Did you know?
You wouldn't be the first to buy a vote.

The Honey Bucket Governor's Record...

Sarah Palin "governs" a state with over 40 billion dollars in the bank, but that's if you call "governing" allowing your constituents to live in abject poverty. Rural Alaska has the highest rates of suicide, alcoholism, tuberculosis (yes - TB!), rape, incest, and domestic abuse in America. She "governs" over all of this, while turning a blind overly-eye-shadowed eye to Alaskans who aren't in the oil, gas, or mining industry.
In a state with tens of billions of dollars, many people in Sarah Palin's great state of Alaska have no running water. This means they have no flush toilets and must resort to using "honey buckets," perhaps one of the most unsanitary household "appliances" ever. The ancient romans had better sanitation than many Alaskan Native villages.
She has made tough decisions. Decisions that community organizers haven't made ---- she made the tough decision not to help those in her state who needed it most.